Levi Krause: YOU! YOU DIRTY BIRD, HOW COULD YOU! Scott Hall: What? Levi Krause: He can't be dead, FUK DUCK CANNOT BE DEAD! Scott Hall: Levi, in this day and age, ducks often die using cocaine. But his SPIRIT is the important thing, and Fuk Duck's spirit is still alive. Levi Krause: I DON'T WANT HIS SPIRIT! I WANT HIM, AND YOU MURDERED HIM! Scott Hall: No I didn't. Levi Krause: WHO DID? Scott Hall: No one did! He just died! He... he... slipped away! Levi Krause: SLIPPED AWAY! SLIPPED AWAY? HE DIDN'T JUST SLIP AWAY! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU MURDERED MY FUK DUCK!
Relax. It's just a alternate timeline like in Marvel comics. Fuk Duk is alive and well. I must have blacked out after we had that conversation though, because I don't remember it at all. Must be all that cocaine.
Levi Krause: YOU! YOU DIRTY BIRD, HOW COULD YOU!
ReplyDeleteScott Hall: What?
Levi Krause: He can't be dead, FUK DUCK CANNOT BE DEAD!
Scott Hall: Levi, in this day and age, ducks often die using cocaine. But his SPIRIT is the important thing, and Fuk Duck's spirit is still alive.
Levi Krause: I DON'T WANT HIS SPIRIT! I WANT HIM, AND YOU MURDERED HIM!
Scott Hall: No I didn't.
Levi Krause: WHO DID?
Scott Hall: No one did! He just died! He... he... slipped away!
Levi Krause: SLIPPED AWAY! SLIPPED AWAY? HE DIDN'T JUST SLIP AWAY! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU MURDERED MY FUK DUCK!
Relax. It's just a alternate timeline like in Marvel comics. Fuk Duk is alive and well. I must have blacked out after we had that conversation though, because I don't remember it at all. Must be all that cocaine.
ReplyDeleteYeah... you blacked out after i put that block of wood between your ankles and busted the HELL out of your feet for killing Fuk Duck.
ReplyDeleteAll of that was taken from the movie, Misery, by the way. With you as Paul Sheldon, and me as Annie Wilkes.